we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Randomize