You're my little dorito
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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