So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need help removing her.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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