i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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