So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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