Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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