It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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