Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
actually, I'm a sock model
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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