Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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