Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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