He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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