new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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