doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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