I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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