Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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