I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
