Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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