you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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