Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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