Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You're a waste of cheezeits
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
