dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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