how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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