you mean i was at the winter classic?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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