She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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