i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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