I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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