i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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