Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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