So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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