that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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