So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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