Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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