Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
