Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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