Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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