he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You're so nebulous sometimes
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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