i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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