stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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