Kiss
Puke
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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