is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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