alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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