The brown eye won't let me do that either.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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