But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
