i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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