How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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