Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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