a queef is a wish your heart makes.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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