hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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