You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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