I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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