Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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