I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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