So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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