She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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