Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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