It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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