i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
