Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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